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You Should Have Been Swallowed T-Shirt

You Should Have Been Swallowed T-Shirt

$19.00 USD
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SOME THOUGHTS SHOULD PROBABLY STAY UNSAID.

The You Should Have Been Swallowed tee is unapologetic adult humor turned into a conversation-starting graphic shirt for parties, bar crawls, and weekends.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • Bold adult-humor graphic
  • Comfortable everyday tee
  • Easy unisex style
  • Great for parties, bachelor or bachelorette weekends, and gifting

Starting at $19.00

Not every shirt needs to be polite.

MADE BY HARD HATTERZ

Handcrafted in our shop. Leather patches are laser engraved and heat pressed by hand. Hats use premium Richardson blanks for a clean, durable finish.

SHIPPING & TURNAROUND

Free shipping on hats. Most orders are made and shipped within seven business days. Custom crew orders may have a different turnaround.

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Why Choose Hard Hatterz?

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Genuine Leather

Premium laser engraved leather patches built to last.

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Made In-House

Every hat is handcrafted in our North Carolina shop.

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Richardson Hats

Premium trucker hats trusted by hardworking people.

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Fast Turnaround

Quick production and shipping on every order.