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Swallow Baby Don't Spit Leather Patch Hat

Swallow Baby Don't Spit Leather Patch Hat

$21.99 USD
$21.99 USD
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Color: White

Some people catch and release.
Others know how to handle the whole thing.

This bold flat bill snapback is for the anglers who don’t play shy. Featuring a rugged leather patch and the unapologetic motto “Swallow Baby, Don’t Spit,” this hat blends dirty humor with serious fishing attitude.

Built on a classic Richardson snapback with a structured crown and breathable mesh back, it’s perfect for the boat, the dock, or wherever the drinks are cold and the jokes get a little inappropriate.

😏 Not safe for sensitive company
🎣 Fishing humor with a filthy twist
🔥 Guaranteed to get laughs… and a few dirty looks

Because real anglers know… the best ones don’t spit.

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