This hat is a public service announcement. You didn’t start the chaos… but you’re definitely contributing to it.
The Fuckery Spreader trucker hat is for the instigators, the instable neutrals, and the people who show up with good intentions and leave behind absolute nonsense. Clean build, rugged leather-style patch, flat-bill snapback—so even while you’re causing problems, you look intentional about it.
Wear it if:
You thrive on mild disorder
Your presence somehow escalates things
And “I didn’t mean to” is technically true, but not helpful
Perfect for bars, bonfires, group chats, road trips, family gatherings you shouldn’t attend, and anyone who treats chaos like a hobby.
Not aggressive. Not malicious. Just highly contagious fuckery. 😈🔥
