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Caution Choking Hazard Leather Patch Hat

$21.99 USD

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Warning: This hat may cause inappropriate laughter.

Featuring a bold leather patch styled like a safety warning label, this flat bill snapback delivers a hilariously dirty message: “Caution: Choking Hazard.” The graphic says the rest without needing to spell it out.

Perfect for people with a twisted sense of humor and zero fear of awkward looks, this hat is guaranteed to spark laughs, double takes, and the occasional “Did that hat really say that?”

Built on a premium Richardson flat bill snapback with a structured crown, breathable mesh back, and adjustable fit, it’s made for long nights, wild parties, and friends who appreciate humor that crosses the line.

⚠️ Not safe for polite company
😈 Dirty humor, zero apologies
🍻 Guaranteed conversation starter

Wear at your own risk… some people just can’t handle the warning.